Most Subscribed has been out for a while now and I have read reports from people who think it’s “the best movie we have ever made,” to “best movie this year,” to “don’t see what all the fuss is about.”
For me personally, despite all that’s happened recently and the rather ugly situation surrounding the Peaches and Gina break-up, I still consider it one of our best and one of my personal favourites. I think the simple concept, the little scenarios, the personality of Peaches and her co-stars, the way we filmed it and the sheer raw, lustful passion of the sex scenes makes it a top title. But of course it doesn’t matter what I think! What you think is what is important to us so please keep the reviews coming on the forum because I take a lot from reading them (usually a lot of anti-depressants more recently.) Read the rest of this entry »
A school DVD that was meant to be filled with memories of the past for 5th graders, was instead filled with their teachers ass. A local teacher accidentally put home made pornography into the DVD and nobody caught the shocking error until after it was sent home, shocking parents and pupils alike.
The offending DVD starts with a menu screen that displays various school trips and functions, and when you click on one of them, you see kids in the classroom sharing stories. They start clapping and then the video suddenly cuts to Ms Defanti having sex on the sofa. Brilliant.
Crystal Defanti, the Isabelle Jackson Elementary fifth grade teacher starring in the DVD, has said it was a horrible mix up. She has called parents crying hysterically, profusely apologizing and asking every parent not to let their children see it.
It is understood that she will not lose her job over the mix up, just a ton of pride, the ability to walk into a classroom with her head held high ever again, and to have to take every pun going when she sits on the sofa in the staff room. This must be every teenagers dream to be given their teachers home sex video, and my parents would have to prize the DVD out of my cold dead hands before i relinquished it. I’d probably bury it in the local park along with my dog eared copy of ‘Big Jugs’ that I’d found in a bush (and which I’d almost separated all the pages), and my secret stash of rolling tobacco, awaiting an opportunity so that I could tip my concrete over it at a later date when all the commotion had settled down.
Then again I suppose it does depend on what the teacher looks like and her age, and of course how she kept herself. For all we know she could have been in her fifties, overweight and with a fanny like a guardsman hat. Anyway, you can read the full article here.
Since I won’t be in work tomorrow, I’d like to wish all our American friends a great day tomorrow.
How do you celebrate the 4th of July by the way? Fireworks? Sing Beatles songs? Go through the dictionary and randomly change the spelling and/or prounounciation of an original English-language word? Cast a British actor to play a bad guy in a Hollywood movie? Haha! No, I am just colorfully joshuizing with you.
Love or hate Robert Crumb and his sex obsessions (and judging from the bickering here there’s not much in between) you have to admit that Taschen make very beautiful and expensive books.
If you can’t stretch to that price tag you’ll be able to pick up a standard issue for around £15-20 near the end of this year.
Or if you really want to show off then go for the Champ’s Edition of GOAT which comes with (among other luxuries) the “Radial Champs” sculpture by Jeff Koons and weighs in at 75lbs & €10,000!
In the early 50s I suppose it was much less common for women to show this much cleavage. Is Sophia Loren’s look here one of disgust or one of outright jealousy?
A friend of mine sent me a link to a site where a scientist had been having a bit of trouble coming up with good ideas for experiments. But then in a sudden flash of insight he decided he was going to have sex with different types of fruit and report the results in a scientific paper. Yes, you did just read that right.
The scientist started by carving penis sized holes into the fruits and then having intercourse into the carved hole. He rates each fruit by certain criterion including the time it takes him to reach orgasm, the sturdiness and durability of the fruit, and the texture of the fruit, how it felt on his penis.
If you’d like to read the article and find out which fruit worked best for him and which didn’t (including which juices sting your penis and which fruit keeps cuming back for more), then you can read it here. He states that he has submitted the paper for peer review in the science journal Nature, which I’m 100% certain they will publish, along with any future publications this mad scientist decides to come up with. Here’s one for you Mr Scientist, how about doing an experiment on what’s the biggest vegetable you can stick up your ass. I’m betting it’s a marrow.
Rather than stay around the Middle East where there is plenty more female beauty to appreciate, we’re off to South America now. Better to mix things up and jump around I figured, plus my Arnie plane-jumping-stunt went wrong when I landed in a secret military base and joined a team of covert ex-special forces agents, our mission was to rescue a group of downed airmen from guerrillas in a South American jungle but something invisible started hunting us…anyway that’s a whole other story…“GED DO DE CHOPPA!”
Fluvia Lacerda is a Brazilian girl who caught my eye whilst browsing around Brazil, where female beauty is in abundance. Wow, looking at this beautiful babe just makes all these seduced-at-sunset-with-mojitos-on-the-beach fantasies come to life. What with all the petite young models we surround ourselves with it’s nice to be reminded that beauty comes in all kinds of different guises. Beauty is not youth or a size 6, beauty is something far more complicated, layered and indeed beautiful.
All pornography has been outlawed in the Ukraine despite the protests of free-speech proponents and human-right activists. The law calls for strict punishment of people possessing, selling and disseminating pornography, as defined by police and courts.
The Ukraine has long had a reputations as a source for child pornography, and the passage of law has been seen as some as a move to protect childrens rights. However as is often the case with such laws, it fails to define pornography or include any child-specific language. Critics have urged President Victor Yushchenko to return the vague and overly broad law back to legislators for amendments, with many people fearing the vague definition of pornography in the law will spur abuse, allowing law enforcement to punish and possibly blackmail consenting adults for possession of nude images, with artists and galleries that specialize in nude art also concerned.
Many Ukrainians now worry they may have to throw away films images and works of art that could be conceivably be classified as pornography. According to the new law, those found guilty of possessing, selling or disseminating porn cold be faced with hefty fines and/or up to 3 years in prison.
I personally find this blanket ban, with a broad and widely left open to interpretation, definition of porn, a shambles. What are your views on this state ban of pornography, I’d be interested to hear. You can read the full article here.
Recently I have been waking up to the glorious site of Mr Motivator’s new fitness side-kick, stretching and twisting her phenomenal body all over my TV screen. Her name is Deanne Berry and I only recently became aware that she was the star of the of that infamous music video “Call on Me” by Eric Prydz. She truly is a spandex treat and really get’s me pumped up in the morning as I scoff down a bowl of cereal and two boiled eggs. The 28 year old Aussie has won an army of fans who can’t get enough of her perky, energetic style and extremely sexual workout routines. She tries to get the viewers at home to join in with her. I join in but it’s not really the type of workout she’s doing.
A school DVD that was meant to be filled with memories of the past for 5th graders, was instead filled with their teachers ass. A local teacher accidentally put home made pornography into the DVD and nobody caught the shocking error until after it was sent home, shocking parents and pupils alike.
I enjoy sitting on the beach in the summer.
A friend of mine sent me a link to a site where a scientist had been having a bit of trouble coming up with good ideas for experiments. But then in a sudden flash of insight he decided he was going to have sex with different types of fruit and report the results in a scientific paper. Yes, you did just read that right.
All pornography has been outlawed in the Ukraine despite the protests of free-speech proponents and human-right activists. The law calls for strict punishment of people possessing, selling and disseminating pornography, as defined by police and courts.
