Spunk has asked me post this video because he has just had to run off to play golf with Viv, so here it is.
Peaches is back in Budapest and since she was on our forum just an hour ago we thought we’d try and get her on a new videophone link-up we have set up in our Budapest apartment. We wanted to ask her a few questions regarding her movie Most Subscribed and her experience of making the movie.
She did briefly say one or two things today on the forum here and the reviews so far have been very positive, the buzz around the office is a good one on this. We have high hopes for it. You can see the trailer for MS here, and what a trailer it is! My dick was so hard after watching this it could have cut diamonds. Watch it and tell me your not aroused afterward.
Jo loves to draw and suggested in her thread on the forum that we run some kind of an art competition. So we hopped in and donated a few prizes for the best piece of “Jo Art”. Check out her thread in the forum, and see how happy Jo was for this:
“Yessss, great!!!! I am so happy because of this little competition I hope many of you will join it. Maybe you don’t believe, but I would be really curious for the different results…”
You’ll have to be registered to enter the competition. Cheers and good luck!
Posted by Hugh G Rection | Posted in Eternal Erection | Posted on 31-03-2009
An upset wife has called in the divorce lawyers after she found her husband cheating on her through Google, according to this article by the Sun newspaper.
The husband had pretended to be away on business, but her suspicion aroused she decided to use the new Street View provided by Google to spy on an acquaintances house. Only to discover that her husbands Range Rover was parked in her drive, easily recognisable because of it’s easy to spy blinged up hubcaps.
Google’s controversial new 360-degree search which covers 25 towns and cities all over the UK has had a lot of complaints since it’s launch on March 20th. Google has removed some images after complaints including a man caught sheepishly leaving a sex shop and an office worker seen smoking next to a ‘No Smoking’ sign. More examples can be seen in the pics above where people have been caught unawares.
I’m sure it will be a long time before Private Detective’s will find themselves up against Google Street view for the services of jealous and paranoid couples the world over who will try and catch their spouses out with this new technology. On the help section of the Street View website it states that, “Google Maps uses the same satellite data as Google Earth. Google Earth acquires the best imagery available, most of which is approximately one to three years old”. It also adds that whilst they strive to update their data regularly they’re not able to provide detailed information about when a specific are will be updated. Therefore it’s not yet at a point where it’s able to offer live updated images so you could check on your partner tonight when they say they’re going to the theater with their friends, when they’re actually off to meet your best friend for some hot adultery action
It’s not easy to make fast food sexy, when I think of fast food I think of stinky, greasy, unnatural food and Ronald McDonald with a loaded automatic weapon aimed at a child’s heart. It’s also not easy to make a woman eating a burger look sexy, when I think of a woman eating a burger I think of an overweight whale chowing down on her BigMac in a pair of baby-pink flannelette pants smeared in barbecue sauce and french fries lard. So it seems this is yet another instance of advertisers using sex to sell a product which is in no way connected to their marketing campaign.
The execs working with Carl’s Jr (never heard of him) have decided to go with something original and add a little extra sauce to their adverts this year -- paying shill-for-hire (she’s meant to be a fucking chef!) Padma Lakshmi (yes she is painfully beautiful) to spice up their Western Bacon Six Dollar Burger. I think the Indian cook / ex-Miss Salman Rushdie / ex-vegetarian really does herself proud on this one. However, she is undeniably sexy, and as Bill Hicks would say -- we will see that ad one day yet.
I’ve been editing some scenes which are not our material recently, and whilst editing the scene this clip is from, starring Satin and Carl, I noticed the fascination this guy seems to have with playing some beats out on the girls ass. Now don’t get me wrong, everyone likes to tap a girls ass during foreplay, but this guy seems to get completely carried away, like he’s training to be in a new Um Bongo advert.
The taps he gives her loosely follows the beat of the electronic music the original rough editors have playing throughout the whole scene and this gave me an idea. I began to play around with the footage, looping it in the first half and then adding some special sound footage to the second half. It cracked me up and I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did.
Posted by Hugh G Rection | Posted in Eternal Erection | Posted on 31-03-2009
It never fails to amuse me how creative some people can be. Just check out the sado masochistic bondage scene in the picture done using the most creative tool of children, Lego. I especially like the two red patches on the Lego man’s bottom as tho they have been whipped raw by his dominatrix, and the array of fiendish tools at her disposal on the back wall.
I dont think you’ll be finding this particular one on display in Legoland however.
In this introduction clip filmed by the guys for the Viv Thomas night shown on Playboy TV UK, Viv is introducing a scene from a film that I’ve always enjoyed watching, which is Six Days With Vera.
This introduction clip starts off on a funny foot as the crew ask Viv some very personal questions which he seems a bit reluctant to answer, especially in front of the lovely Sophie Moone and whilst once more on a golf course.. Viv then becomes more serious after washing his car (this man does get about in his clips), and provides some insight into why they filmed Six Days With Vera in the way they did.
The gorgeous and sexy Jessica Biel is to play a stripper in the upcoming film “Powder Blue“, also starring Patrick Swayze and Forest Whitaker. But who cares about the guys right, I mean Jessica Biel is going to be playing a stripper! Awesome. I love strippers.
The film is going to be one of those ones about a group of people who’s lives become intertwined on Christmas Eve due to a mixture of circumstances, and Biel’s character is trying to raise money for her terminally ill son. Perhaps not the feelgood movie of the year then but did I mention that Jessica Biel is going to be a stripper in it.
Check the trailer out below to see if it’s your cup of tea or not.
Posted by Hugh G Rection | Posted in Eternal Erection | Posted on 30-03-2009
Home Secretary Jacqui Smith “mistakenly” claimed for a TV package when billing for a web connection under her second home allowance, and it was discovered that it contained the cost of watching two adult pornographic films. Oops!
Jacqui Smith made a decision to claim at least £116,00 in second home allowances for her family home in Redditch since becoming an MP. If that wasn’t enough to be investigated as dodgy the two pornographic film purchases were then discovered in the claim. MP’s can claim for subscription television services but they have to be wholly, exclusively and necessarily to perform their duties. Whilst the name of the films are unknown I cant really see a title such as ‘Swallow My Yellow Thick Load’ fitting in as part of the Home Secretary’s duties.
Apparently however they were watched by her husband Mr Timmey, who incidentally is employed by Jacqui as her parliamentary aide on a salary of up to £40,000 a year, all paid for by the British tax payer. That sounds like one big fat jolly to me, another waste of the hard earned tax payers money.
Jacqui and her husband have both apologized for the incident and all money for the television package will be paid back in full. Gordon Brown, PM, has also added that her use of Commons expenses for the two adult films should be a personal matter and not detract from the great job she was doing. Bugger that, the tax payer was about to fork out for the Home Secretaries husband to have a quick one off the wrist. Maybe she should spend a bit more time at home before her husband blows his wad of cash on pay per view porn, and then tries to get someone else to pay for it!
Posted by Hugh G Rection | Posted in Eternal Erection | Posted on 30-03-2009
Since we live and work in Portugal it’s nice to see that this country and it’s proud residents are not afraid to speak their mind against, in my opinion, out of touch views held by others.
A fine example of this happened on the weekend just gone, when on the Saturday a Portuguese bishop openly contradicted Pope Benedict XVI’s controversial stance on condoms. Pope Benedict drew criticism last week for stating to reporters whilst on his way to Africa, that condom use could be aggravating the AIDS crisis. What a load of nonsense when condom use surely is helping to prevent the spread of the disease, with thousands of people being infected with the HIV virus in Africa everyday.
Therefore I applaud the Portuguese bishop Monsignor Illidio Leandro, when he wrote in a message published on the website of the Viseu diocese, that a person with AIDS “who cannot avoid having sexual relations is morally obliged to avoid passing on the disease by using a condom”.
Well said and a brilliant use of common sense being applied by the Portuguese bishop in light of, what is my opinion, the misguided viewpoint of Pope Benedict XVI. Click here to see the article.
Spunk has asked me post this video because he has just had to run off to play golf with Viv, so here it is.
An upset wife has called in the divorce lawyers after she found her husband cheating on her through Google, according to 
It’s not easy to make fast food sexy, when I think of fast food I think of stinky, greasy, unnatural food and Ronald McDonald with a loaded automatic weapon aimed at a child’s heart. It’s also not easy to make a woman eating a burger look sexy, when I think of a woman eating a burger I think of an overweight whale chowing down on her BigMac in a pair of baby-pink flannelette pants smeared in barbecue sauce and french fries lard. So it seems this is yet another instance of advertisers using sex to sell a product which is in no way connected to their marketing campaign.
In this introduction clip filmed by the guys for the Viv Thomas night shown on 
The gorgeous and sexy
Home Secretary Jacqui Smith “mistakenly” claimed for a TV package when billing for a web connection under her second home allowance, and it was discovered that it contained the cost of watching two adult pornographic films. Oops!
Since we live and work in Portugal it’s nice to see that this country and it’s proud residents are not afraid to speak their mind against, in my opinion, out of touch views held by others.
