Italian Penises Grow By Third
Posted by Spunk L Davis | Posted in The Spunk L Davis Column | Posted on 16-03-2009
The typical man handles his junk, or his rod, or his cock (or however you feel comfortable calling the penis) up to 167 times in a day, not counting pee breaks. I like my own penis, he is quite strikingly beautiful, so I doubt whether I would be happy taking part in this experiment which took place in Italy last week.
The only Italian penis I have ever seen is Michelangelo’s David’s, which isn’t the biggest but does have one of the best pubic haircuts I have ever seen.
21 “highly motivated” men were involved in Turin using The Andro-Penis device which consists of a plastic ring, two extender rods and a silicone band (sounds like a slingshot kit I had when I was 9), which they used every day for six months. The article goes on to reveal five patients failed to complete the course for various reasons, including “pain and penile bruising.” Results were successful however, lengthening (re: stretching?) each flaccid penis by up to 36%.
Now I don’t know about you guys, (the women will have to believe me when I say this), but the very thought of anything even remotely harmful ever happening to my fella literally makes my eyes water. And if some Italian urologist even came within 10 meters of my wang with two plastic rods a silicone band and a plastic ring he’d have a telephone cord wrapped around his neck before my pants ever came off. “What I am a shmuck on wheels?…Fuck him in the ear…wha’s a matta wit you?”
Photo from Taschens Big Penis Book.
So, uh, were the erect lengths improved upon?
hmmm right below the link for the book you show. is the the book of big breasts or something like that but you what to talk bout penises :O
ah and ive always liked the word schlong hahah tho i never use it the word i mean not my one hahaha
Erect lengths it didn’t say.
I’m not afraid of the penis Holmesy!
if one was aiming at your ass hole i think you would hahah