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OK I’m assuming you all know the story behind these ‘Viv Thomas Night’ posts and how Playboy TV UK wanted us to film some introduction clips, so I wont keep reiterating what I’ve already said, but if you don’t know you can get the background info from this post or this post.

So Viv in this clip is introducing a scene from the excellent production Confessions Of A Make-Up Artist, starring, amongst others, the ever lovely Vera and the heavy breasted Zora Banx. This introduction made me smile for several reasons, mainly the fact that this man is living the dream having the stunning Stella Stevens fetching him a beer and then sloppily pouring it into a glass with her tits standing proud and pert a few feet away. You can also tell Viv had a great time filming these introduction clips as can be seen from his laughter midway through.

Anyway, hope you enjoy the introduction clip, more to follow…

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The last post I did about a tattoo showed a woman with a vagina on the underside of her arm. This one as you can see is another female who has decided to get a bizarre tattoo on her back which at first glance you may think, aha, it’s a butterfly. Before you realize actually it’s two female heads (carefully crafted into the butterfly wings) licking  a penis with spunk shooting out of the bell end.

Now don’t get me wrong, it’s a clever design with the body of the butterfly consisting of the cock and the spunk trails looking like antennae. This however does not answer the question, why the hell would you have it on your back as a tattoo? I wouldn’t even have it as a screen saver on my computer let alone inked onto my body for life.

What do you the readers think about it? Lime was quite informative about the last tatoo post I did, what’s your opinion of this one buddy?

Have a great weekend everyone, see you Monday for more…

Following on from this earlier post by Sr. Spunk, I have decided to add my own position of the week, which as you can guess from the title is the sideways 69′er. The best example of this position in my opinion is in the scene between Anouska and Ella in the production Pink Velvet 2.

In this scene the big titted Anouska and the sultry Ella get up to all kinds of sexy shenanigans, before Ella rearranges herself on the bed in the above mentioned position, which is where the clip starts. What I love best about this position is not only is it pleasing to look at, but they also get full access to each others gorgeous looking pussies. Some people may be unaware of this sideways variation of the classic 69, and all I can do is try and encourage them through this post to try it. It’s a lot easier as one persons weight is not on the other, being the one underneath can be quite hard as you strain your neck upwards to reach those delicate folds. Sideways is a lot more comfortable and you can get hands and mouth to work straight away.

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I think my job is affecting me outside of work, just look at the way I prepared my dinner last night.

Just kidding, I found this highly amusing picture whilst surfing the web a few moments ago, there are certainly some creative minds out there.

Now your probably wondering, as I did when I first saw this word, what the hell does it mean? Well Priapism is named after the Greek fertility god Priapus, and  is the medical term for an erection that lasts hours or even days (This post definitely belongs in the Eternal Erection category), and while you may well think this sounds awesome, it’s actually no laughing matter.

A healthy erection is a matter of good blood flow and priapism occurs when blood does not drain as it normally would but instead gets trapped in the penis, depleting oxygen levels and resulting in unwanted and often dire consequences. Oxygen poor blood can become toxic to tissues, damaging them and can result in scarring, disfigurement or permanent erectile dysfunction. The is a painful and tender condition and can happen to males of any age including newborns.

If your wondering what causes priapism there is a long list of medical malady’s that can cause it including recreational drug use, spinal cord injury, carbon monoxide poisoning and even poisonous venom from black widow spider bites. Treatment depends on the cause but may include ice packs to reduce swelling and medications to reduce blood flow to the penis.

The good news is that priapism, whilst being an emergency, is uncommon and when treated in a timely manner the prognosis is very positive. View this article here for a full list of causes and treatments.

As mentioned in Viv Thomas Night Part 1, Playboy wished to do a Viv Thomas night on their channel Playboy TV UK, for which they asked us to film an introduction for each selected clip starring none other then Viv himself. I’ve decided to post these clips for you all to see as I found them very entertaining and they haven’t seen the light of day for a good few years.

In Part 1 we saw Viv introducing the clip from The Secret Video Diary Of A Lesbian Nympho. In this part Viv is introducing a clip from the production Porn Academy. It’s nice to see just where future VT starlets started out such as Peaches & Gina B, knowing that without these casting shoots and auditions for this production we may never have been graced with titles such as Inside Peaches & The Making Of A Madame.

Anyway enjoy the clip, more to follow…

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Found this pic online just now of a lady who appears to have had a vagina tattoed on the underside of her arm, very strange indeed. Now why anyone would have this done is beyond me but there is always the possiblity it could be shopped.  Sadly tho, I have the sneaky feeling this is probably very true. This is obviously her party trick after the fifth keg has been opened and she says “Wanna see sumfink kool hehheheh…..”.

O.K, now I stumbled across this blog earlier on in the day and in it the author (who is a female and calls herself Nellioness), has decided to suggest some sex games you can play together with your partner in order to create some passion in the bedroom. In it she includes stuff such as ‘The Feast” and “Under No Circumstances”.

In ‘The Feast”,  you more or less treat  your partners body as a plate and eat all kinds of sticky and wonderful things off each others naked bodies. I know this is not a relativly new idea but how many people have actually taken food into the bedroom?  Not many that I know. Nellioness suggests a slightly diffrent twist in that you should lay a blanket on the floor next to the open fridge door and take turns pulling items out of the fridge to consme on each other. I can imagine my partner looking a bit wary when I pull the whole watermelon out of there.

The other game she mentions is called “Under No Circumstances”, which is a game of willpower as whatever your partner does to you you simply cannot touch them. Now this is an underused idea I believe and it can be incredibly frustrating, but exciting, being unable to touch your partner as they can do whatever they like to you. She suggests a penalty incurs if you fail to keep your hands off your partner, say you grip thier head whilst recieving oral sex you must pay the price. Obviously the penalty must be set before the game begins.

Nellioness (I wonder if this could be our very own Nelly writing under a ghost name), also mentions some more games to try including “Kinky Game”, and “The Recycled Virgin”, so check the link out above to the site if your interested in learning more. I wonder if any of the blog readers out there have some exciting sex games which they like to play out with thier partners. Please let us know in the comments if you have, I’d be intrigued to discover new ones and maybe get the chance to try them out myself.

A good few years ago, well before my time here at VT Towers, Playboy decided to do a Viv Thomas night on their channel Playboy TV UK, using certain scenes from select movies. They asked  us to film an introduction for each selected clip featuring the man himself, Sir Viv.

I’ve recently discovered these introduction clips and i found them quite entertaining, so I’m going to post one clip a day over the next week or so, as I’m sure many people have not seen these intro’s, just as I missed them when they were aired so many moons ago. Also who knows after all the clips have seen the light of day I may even post all the outtakes from the clips for everyone to have a good chuckle at.

This 1st clip is Viv introducing a clip from the production The Secret Video Diary Of  A Lesbian Nympho. He’s on a golf course and can you guess what starlet is given the job of his caddy? Enjoy the clip, more to follow.

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Now I’m pretty sure we all now that sex is a good form of exercise, but take a look at this article to see what other benefits it can give and also some tips on lovemaking positions which can let you stretch the most important muscle groups in your body.

Some examples of other benefits given by the article are that sex reduces depression, tranquilizes the mind, leads to glowing hair and skin and can bring relief from headaches (not so sure about this last one, see here for an explanation). It’s also true that many sexual positions double up as easy workouts.

However anything that is done for the body should be done for at least 15 minutes so you have to prolong the activity from foreplay to the climax state, therefore meaning quickies dont quite cut it in the health stakes (but they can still be awesome so dont deny yourself a quickie now and then).