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Okay, you’ve listened to the hype, you’ve waited patiently for the movie to arrive, and now after months and months of work it is finally in the UK at a distribution lab going through the final process of what is a time consuming and frustrating journey that a movie goes though from conception and filming to DVD and download.

It is an ultimately rewarding journey though, and when you see this one I’m hoping for some very positive comments. I believe it’s a winner, with a great cast of mostly new girls, some incredible scenes (lots of them) and a solid story, its a keeper.

Jo is grown up now, she’s no longer the innocent virgin who is unsure of her sexuality, experimenting and allowing herself to be dominated by older women, she’s a lesbian, she’s our lesbian!

So here is a clip from the movie. It features a scene between Babe Of The Year, Zara, and Jo – busy writing her novel, a local girl from next door comes to see who is staying in the cabin next to her house. The full trailer will be released in a week or two. Read the rest of this entry »

The Sex tapes are really taking shape and causing quite a stir in the VT office, particularly the Sandy and Anita tapes. The reason being that the footage itself was a mystery to us until we started reviewing the tapes given to us by the girls. Usually we know exactly what to expect because we film the stuff but the girls have done an incredible job capturing their filthy exploits. This project was somewhat of a gamble for us but so far we are extremely pleased with the results.

In this little snippet you are about to watch we see Sandy and Anita preparing for a night out. I have a feeling they’ve filmed themselves before in private because they really seem to know how to maneuver and play up to the camera without any direction. Anita Pearl’s incredible arse almost upstages Sandy’s. Don’t worry, I said almost.

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Who said all the hot Portuguese girls are in Brazil? In Portugal there are tons of stunning girls on TV and they really mix it up on the party circuit. In the summer the Algarve is literally flooded with these incredible latina lovelies partying shoulder to shoulder with Europe’s rich and famous.

Claudia Vieira made a name for herself in the teenagers soap opera called “Morangos com Açucar” and after being picked as Triumph’s body of the year in 2007 or 2008 she moved into film and has recently done a few nude scenes in at least two movies: Contrato and Second Life Yeah! Now THATS what we need. Sometimes I look at mainstream sex scenes and they seem so fake compared to… well compared to real hardcore sex! They do titillate none the less.

I’m sure that every household in Britain has a dead, retired or just unloved vibrator hanging around in a bedroom draw, in a box in the cupboard or even under the wonky floorboard in the cellar. In this environmentally friendly age we all find ourselves in these days, you know you should be recycling them just like all electronic devices. But finding the right facilities to dispose of them is not always an easy task, they may be hard to find but more than likely people just find it embarrassing taking ‘Old Faithful’ down to the skip, especially if it’s one of the larger scales of vibrators.

Well there is a solution, thanks to LoveHoney in the UK and The Sex Toy Recycling Program in the USA, both of which are offering a wonderfully discreet way to recycle your vibrators on the cheap. Simply wash your old toy and mail it to them (Or don’t wash it and mail it to me), and they’ll take care of the rest. It doesn’t just stop there either, LoveHoney will replace your old rabbit vibes with a new one at half price and The Sex Toy Recycling Program will email you a $10 gift card for use towards a replacement at their affiliate sites. See the websites for details and addresses.

So what are you waiting for, dig out those old war heroes and send them off to fight in the great green ecological war and get yourself a new orgasm buster. You’ll sleep well at night knowing you’ve done your bit for the environment and also because you just had a knee trembler of an orgasm that’s left you breathless and glowing all over like you’ve just eaten some Ready Brek. You can read the full article here.

I’ve been watching lots of Twin Peaks recently, too much maybe. My life now has an unusual dreamlike quality to it even if I’m just ironing a t-shirt. Plus that jazz tune has become my theme, it plays in my head when I walk around, make coffee or get a bite to eat at lunchtime.

I’d forgotten just how sexual and erotic Twin Peaks was. The female cast is just incredible too, it’s ridiculous. So as it’s Friday and I just saw Sean trying to eat cherry’s in an erotic way (which he didn’t really pull off) here’s a clip of Sheryl Fenn showing us how it’s done properly.

The clip doesn’t start for about 10 seconds so hold in there.

I’m currently editing up some striptease performances from some of the older shoot tapes ready for the new website, and I stumbled across this girl calling herself Jasmin. Needless to say I was mesmerized.

Spunk himself looked up at my screen and almost stumbled on his way over to get a better look. Not only is this girl incredibly cute, she’s got a great ass that you just want to grab hold of and lick from side to side, up and down, and a pair of breasts that look sensuously edible.

Check the clip out for yourself, I’ve taken a minute out of the final edit and put it up on this post so you can all see what it is that I’m talking about. I think this is the only scene we have of her, but there’s a lot more tapes to get through yet, I hope she re-appears soon. If she does, I’ll share her with you again guys and gals. Enjoy the clip.

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Now this is probably my favorite out of all the funny clips that I’ve posted on this blog, sheer comic genius. As a matter of fact don’t bother reading this text, just click play on the clip.

Still here, fair enough, you must be the kind of person who likes to read descriptions, instructions etc before you begin. I applaud you. Anyway I digress, in the following clip Matt Bird is giving the big titted Tanya Tate a workout in the gym. Then from out of nowhere, Matt decides to do a tribute to Christian Bale from his sex scene in American Psycho, the old pop your arm muscles whilst doing a bird doggy style and then shake a stern finger at yourself. Tanya is oblivious to this, concentrating solely on the pounding from behind.

At the end of the clip I’ve repeated it, slowed it down and inserted a picture to show you what character Matt Bird reminds me of when he points his finger like that. If you don’t recognize the character, your not watching the right comedy shows. Enjoy the clip.
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Yes folks, it’s that time again. Summer is here (well for us on the sunny Algarve anyway) and it’s time to dust off the flip flops and let those pasty limbs see daylight. The main thing i’m looking forward to of course is heading down the beach and grabbing an ice cold beer whilst subtlety observing the most exquisite of bodies in the tiniest bikini’s known to man. They just seem to get smaller by the day as you can see by the pic above. In my opinion they really shouldn’t bother but I guess that would then make the beach in question – nudist. And we all know those kinds of beaches generally consist of 55 year old couples with skin like a Rhino pensioner. Anyway i’m grabbing my mirror shades and heading towards the sand. Let the summer begin.

27 year old Lukas Neuhardt, in an attempt to impress friends, stuck a loaded handgun into his pants and pulled the trigger. He thought the safety was on but very quickly realized it wasn’t.

The embarrassed German national told emergency medical technicians that he was the victim of a mugging, but police soon saw through his story, with a police source stating that his trousers were untouched,”Instead there was a charred hole in his pocket so either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself”.

Surgeons were able to salvage the remains of his manhood, but Neuhardt could face up to 3 years in prison for violating Germanys very strict gun control laws. Let’s hope his main weapon of choice is not firing blanks after his half cocked attempt to impress. You can read the article here.

Pat Davis is a lesser known nude model who  flashed her incredible tits during the sixties when most people were off their tits. Thanks Pat, we really do appreciate it.