Hmmm, I have two breasts but only one mouth, yet I want both nipples sucked at the same time. Hang on, Jane, my best friend in the whole world, if you could just scoot behind me then maybe you could…..Ahhh sorted!
A cream called ‘Boob Tube‘, designed to restore new mothers skin, has enjoyed a surge in sales as women follow celebrities who use it to make their breasts more pert. The cream, which was originally designed to to help mothers get back into shape after childbirth, has gathered a cult following among women as a way to lift gravity affected breasts.
Made to improve skin elasticity around the bust area, Boob Tube contains concentrated Omega 3, 6 and 9 fatty acids which help to plump dry or stretched skin. There is also a key ingredient which is CoQ10, an antioxidant found in young skin which helps prevent the loss of collagen and plumpness.
It has been dubbed the “Wonderbra in a jar” and it’s fans include Jessica Alba, Kirsten Dunst and Sienna Miller. However word has now spread beyond Hollywood and the realms of celebrity, so much so that Debenhams department store has sold out of the cream this week. Beauty experts have claimed that the cream is so popular because it offers firmer, plumper, dewier-looking skin after just one weeks use, prefect for women about to embark on a sunshine holiday.
I thought the only way to improve breasts after childbirth would be surgery so I am a bit sceptical about this cream that lifts breasts. However anything that can improve the way a breast looks before or after childbirth has my vote. Anyone out there reading this tried the Boob Tube? Let me know what you thought of it if you have. You can see the full article here.
Sticking with a red wine theme, an article by the Telegraph has revealed the results of a scientific study, which found that a glass or two of red wine may increase a woman’s libido. Researchers concluded that levels of sexual desire were higher in women who we’re moderate drinkers of red wine than in their counterparts who preferred other alcohol drinks or who were teetotal.
In the project, doctors at the University of Florence recruited 800 women aged between 18 and 50. The women, none of who had reported a sexual health problem, were split into three groups – those who regularly consumed one or two glasses a day, those who consumed less than one glass a day of any sort of wine or other alcohol, and those who were teetotal. Woman who drank more than two glasses a day we’re excluded due to the possible confounding effects of drunkenness.
All the women then completed a questionnaire, The Female Sexual Function Index, which is used by doctors to assess women and sexual health with higher scores meaning better functioning. Overall the red wine drinkers scored higher than the less frequent drinkers and the teetotalers. One theory pout forward by the team of Italian doctors who carried out the study is that chemical compounds found in red wine may improve sexual functioning by increasing blood flow to key areas of the body.
Right, well that’s good to know, I’m off to order a few bottles of Savanna Samson’s highly praised red wine, grab a copy of The Art Of Sex and plan a Friday night in with a female and lots of blood flow to key areas. Schwing! You can read the full article here.
Natalie Oliveros, better known to the world as porn star Savanna Samson (who I must admit has been through a few boxes of Kleenex with me), has expanded her repertoire to include wine maker amongst her many talents. And guess what? It’s apparently a very nice wine.
Her first wine, an Italian red called Sogno Uno (Dream One), garnered a score of 90 to 91 (out of 100) from one of the toughest wine critics in the world, Robert Parker. Any score between 90 and 95 denotes “an outstanding wine of exceptional complexity and character”.
Savanna Samson shares the same wine maker as the Pope, Italy’s Roberto Cipresso, to produce their private label wine. Savanna went to Tuscany and tasted dozens of Cipresso’s Italian grown varieties before selecting a mix and creating her own blend and a taste all of her own. Savanna now has plans to make a white Sogno Duo (Dream Two) and a third Sogno Tre (Dream Three).
As I’m in Portugal I have tasted one celebrity’s wine which was Sir Cliff Richards, which I have to say left a funny taste in my mouth, you don’t really expect a great wine from a celebrity. But Savanna has turned this trend on it’s head. For more information click here!
Pantene not only makes your hair silky smooth, it also makes very good adverts in the Far East. “Music is a visible thing. Close your eyes…you will see.” That is quite beautiful, and with Canon In D playing how can you not feel a little bit teary. Check it out…
A vintage advertisement here for the nipple bra, giving you that “sensual cold weather look all the time”. Brilliant, they sure knew how to get straight to the points in the advertisements back in the 70’s.
The price seems a bit steep, I hope that’s $20 with a faded decimal point and not $2000, but what the hell. Although I must admit it would scare the daylights out of me if, when i removed her bra, her nipples seemed to come away with the material. Also imagine the disappointment if you then discover that her nipples are ‘innies’, that hide away like fugitives from your questing tongue.
It doesn’t seem to be the most attractive bra in the world either, looks to me like they’ve fired two bullets into a kevlar based bra shaped material and then left them in to represent your nipples. Nonetheless I’m sure this was a big hit with the ladies when it was released, and with the men also. Senior Spunk also swears that a couple of our make-up artists are also wearing one of these every time we shoot on location.
