Sex With Fruit
Posted by Hugh G Rection | Posted in Eternal Erection | Posted on 02-07-2009
A friend of mine sent me a link to a site where a scientist had been having a bit of trouble coming up with good ideas for experiments. But then in a sudden flash of insight he decided he was going to have sex with different types of fruit and report the results in a scientific paper. Yes, you did just read that right.
The scientist started by carving penis sized holes into the fruits and then having intercourse into the carved hole. He rates each fruit by certain criterion including the time it takes him to reach orgasm, the sturdiness and durability of the fruit, and the texture of the fruit, how it felt on his penis.
If you’d like to read the article and find out which fruit worked best for him and which didn’t (including which juices sting your penis and which fruit keeps cuming back for more), then you can read it here. He states that he has submitted the paper for peer review in the science journal Nature, which I’m 100% certain they will publish, along with any future publications this mad scientist decides to come up with. Here’s one for you Mr Scientist, how about doing an experiment on what’s the biggest vegetable you can stick up your ass. I’m betting it’s a marrow.
