Teachers Sex Tape Appears On School DVD
Posted by Hugh G Rection | Posted in Eternal Erection | Posted on 03-07-2009
A school DVD that was meant to be filled with memories of the past for 5th graders, was instead filled with their teachers ass. A local teacher accidentally put home made pornography into the DVD and nobody caught the shocking error until after it was sent home, shocking parents and pupils alike.
The offending DVD starts with a menu screen that displays various school trips and functions, and when you click on one of them, you see kids in the classroom sharing stories. They start clapping and then the video suddenly cuts to Ms Defanti having sex on the sofa. Brilliant.
Crystal Defanti, the Isabelle Jackson Elementary fifth grade teacher starring in the DVD, has said it was a horrible mix up. She has called parents crying hysterically, profusely apologizing and asking every parent not to let their children see it.
It is understood that she will not lose her job over the mix up, just a ton of pride, the ability to walk into a classroom with her head held high ever again, and to have to take every pun going when she sits on the sofa in the staff room. This must be every teenagers dream to be given their teachers home sex video, and my parents would have to prize the DVD out of my cold dead hands before i relinquished it. I’d probably bury it in the local park along with my dog eared copy of ‘Big Jugs’ that I’d found in a bush (and which I’d almost separated all the pages), and my secret stash of rolling tobacco, awaiting an opportunity so that I could tip my concrete over it at a later date when all the commotion had settled down.
Then again I suppose it does depend on what the teacher looks like and her age, and of course how she kept herself. For all we know she could have been in her fifties, overweight and with a fanny like a guardsman hat. Anyway, you can read the full article here.
LOL!
Very Cute