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Sheyla Hershley is bound for the record books, after nine surgeries and over a gallon of silicone, she has enhanced her bust to a staggering 38KKK.

Following eight surgeries the model/actress was a staggering 34FFF, but she still wanted more and she was determined to achieve it, even breaking up with her boyfriend as he tried to persuade her not to do it. However Hershey thought she may have to stick with her FFF warheads as the state of Texas had a limit on the amount of silicone that can be injected into breast implants. Undeterred she discovered through research that Brazil has no such limitations so the ninth surgery was planned and she now is the proud owner of her 38KKK bust and the owner of the largest implants in the world.

My god, I am a big boob lover, but surely this is going to extremes. This woman is a walking tit bomb, her implants threatening to burst at any moment showering silicon around like an erupting volcanoe while her nipples shoot off like flying manhole covers, decapitating all in thier wake. Doctors have warned her of the dangers of such huge implants but she seems to think big is beautiful, which I agree with, but they aren’t big, they’re absolutly bloody massive. It would be like sucking on a sumo wrestlers stomach. Plus after nine operations they must look like Wolverine has got his claws into them. Still if she asked nicely enough I guess I’d…

Anyway, you can se the full article here.

A bid to break the world record for the number of women being photographed wearing bikinis in one place, failed dismally, after only 42 out of the required 1,924 turned up.

Organizers had hoped to enter the record books by getting more than 1,923 women in swimwear on the sands of the Essex seaside town Southend-on-Sea, beating the number reached by the Russians last year, but only 42 turned up, the oldest being in her 80’s.

It was all for a good cause to raise money for Southend Hospital’s breast cancer appeal, but bad weather was blamed for the poor turnout as even tho it was a sunny day the previous days weather was dreadful. Debbie Reynolds said she thought they would have at least beat the UK record of 320.

Never mind ladies, beter luck next time eh. Maybe you can brush up on your organisatioal skills and promote the idea a lot better on your next attempt. You may be able to get the record for the least amount of ladies in swimwear being photographed on the beach.  You can read the full article here.

As a lot of you who follow the blog will know by now, I currently have the job of trawling through a mountain of shoot tapes that we have amassed here at VT Towers over the years, in search of outtakes, interviews, never before seen material, banned material and behind the scenes footage. It is then my job to clean these up, if they need it, and to encode them for the new forthcoming website.

There is going to be a plethora of new and classic footage available online in the new site as a result of hunting this material down, which I’m really excited about and can’t wait for you all to enjoy.  Sometimes I’ve had to go to dark corners of the office, breathing life into the heart beat of long forgotten shoot tapes, coaxing shy behind-the-scenes material into the sunlight and capturing wild, untamed, banned material with a butterfly net and a big pair of balls.

It’s been a brilliant experience for me, searching for this material and getting it ready for the new website, and my job is far from over yet. As it’s Monday I’ve decided to post an Outtakes clip from the production Ella’s Dirty Little Fuckers that I recently encoded. This title has also been a recent topic of discussion which you can see in this thread here and you can read some recent reviews and thoughts on the film in this thread here. Enjoy the clip, I know I did, I do love that dirty little minx Ella. Anyway, back to the hunt…

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Hmmm, I have two breasts but only one mouth, yet I want both nipples sucked at the same time. Hang on, Jane, my best friend in the whole world, if you could just scoot behind me then maybe you could…..Ahhh sorted!

A cream called ‘Boob Tube‘, designed to restore new mothers skin, has enjoyed a surge in sales as women follow celebrities who use it to make their breasts more pert. The cream, which was originally designed to to help mothers get back into shape after childbirth, has gathered a cult following among women as a way to lift gravity affected breasts.

Made to improve skin elasticity around the bust area, Boob Tube contains concentrated Omega 3, 6 and 9 fatty acids which help to plump dry or stretched skin. There is also a key ingredient  which is CoQ10, an antioxidant found in young skin which helps prevent the loss of collagen and plumpness.

It has been dubbed the “Wonderbra in a jar” and it’s fans include Jessica Alba, Kirsten Dunst and Sienna Miller. However word has now spread beyond Hollywood and the realms of celebrity, so much so that Debenhams department store has sold out of the cream this week. Beauty experts have claimed that the cream is so popular because it offers firmer, plumper, dewier-looking skin after just one weeks use, prefect for women about to embark on a sunshine holiday.

I thought the only way to improve breasts after childbirth would be surgery so I am a bit sceptical about this cream that lifts breasts. However anything that can improve the way a breast looks before or after childbirth has my vote. Anyone out there reading this tried the Boob Tube? Let me know what you thought of it if you have. You can see the full article here.

Sticking with a red wine theme, an article  by the Telegraph has revealed the results of a scientific study, which found that a glass or two of red wine may increase a woman’s libido. Researchers concluded that levels of sexual desire were higher in women who we’re moderate drinkers of red wine than in their counterparts who preferred other alcohol drinks or who were teetotal.

In the project, doctors at the University of Florence recruited 800 women aged between 18 and 50. The women, none of who had reported a sexual health problem, were split into three groups – those who regularly consumed one or two glasses a day, those who consumed less than one glass a day of any sort of wine or other alcohol, and those who were teetotal. Woman who drank more than two glasses a day we’re excluded due to the possible confounding effects of drunkenness.

All the women then completed a questionnaire, The Female Sexual Function Index, which is used by doctors to assess women and sexual health with higher scores meaning better functioning. Overall the red wine drinkers scored higher than the less frequent drinkers and the teetotalers. One theory pout forward by the team of Italian doctors who carried out the study is that chemical compounds found in red wine may improve sexual functioning by increasing blood flow to key areas of the body.

Right, well that’s good to know, I’m off to order a few bottles of Savanna Samson’s highly praised red wine, grab a copy of The Art Of Sex and plan a Friday night in with a female and lots of blood flow to key areas. Schwing! You can read the full article here.

Natalie Oliveros, better known to the world as porn star Savanna Samson (who I must admit has been through a few boxes of Kleenex with me), has expanded her repertoire to include wine maker amongst her many talents. And guess what? It’s apparently a very nice wine.

Her first wine, an Italian red called Sogno Uno (Dream One), garnered a score of 90 to 91 (out of 100) from one of the toughest wine critics in the world, Robert Parker. Any score between 90 and 95 denotes “an outstanding wine of exceptional complexity and character”.

Savanna Samson shares the same wine maker as the Pope, Italy’s Roberto Cipresso, to produce their private label wine. Savanna went to Tuscany and tasted dozens of Cipresso’s Italian grown varieties before selecting a mix and creating her own blend and a taste all of her own. Savanna now has plans to make a white Sogno Duo (Dream Two) and a third  Sogno Tre (Dream Three).

As I’m in Portugal I have tasted one celebrity’s wine which was Sir Cliff Richards, which I have to say left a funny taste in my mouth, you don’t really expect a great wine from a celebrity. But Savanna has turned this trend on it’s head. For more information click here!

A vintage advertisement here for the nipple bra, giving you that “sensual cold weather look all the time”. Brilliant, they sure knew how to get straight to the points in the advertisements back in the 70’s.

The price seems a bit steep, I hope that’s $20 with a faded decimal point and not $2000, but what the hell. Although I must admit it would scare the daylights out of me if, when i removed her bra, her nipples seemed to come away with the material. Also imagine the disappointment if you then discover that her nipples are ‘innies’, that hide away like fugitives from your questing tongue.

It doesn’t seem to be the most attractive bra in the world either, looks to me like they’ve fired two bullets into a kevlar based bra shaped material and then left them in to represent your nipples. Nonetheless I’m sure this was a big hit with the ladies when it was released, and with the men also. Senior Spunk also swears that a couple of our make-up artists are also wearing one of these every time we shoot on location.

A couple came within inches of being fried alive whilst they indulged in some naughty nookie in the German countryside. Randy Jens Gottlieb and Lisa Gruhn had pulled into a parking space on a busy highway and decided to head into the bushes nearby for some privacy and a bit of the old ‘in out’.

However thier lovemaking was over in a flash, when a lightning bolt struck the ground inches away from the fornicating couple. Both terified they ran for cover in the ensuing flash flood of rain and soon got lost in the foilage and undergrowth. A passing motorist called police after spotting the naked pair blundering along the side of the highway, and they were soon picked up, given clothes and sent home unhurt.

Hopefully, if they were being responsible adults, at least there would have been a bit of rubber between them to earth the bolt, and at least they can claim the earth moved whilst they copulated. Enough bad jokes from me, feel free to add your own in the comments below. You can read the full article here.