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Say hello to 26-year-old Selita Ebanks who is Caymanian! Hello there!

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Sticking with a red wine theme, an article  by the Telegraph has revealed the results of a scientific study, which found that a glass or two of red wine may increase a woman’s libido. Researchers concluded that levels of sexual desire were higher in women who we’re moderate drinkers of red wine than in their counterparts who preferred other alcohol drinks or who were teetotal.

In the project, doctors at the University of Florence recruited 800 women aged between 18 and 50. The women, none of who had reported a sexual health problem, were split into three groups – those who regularly consumed one or two glasses a day, those who consumed less than one glass a day of any sort of wine or other alcohol, and those who were teetotal. Woman who drank more than two glasses a day we’re excluded due to the possible confounding effects of drunkenness.

All the women then completed a questionnaire, The Female Sexual Function Index, which is used by doctors to assess women and sexual health with higher scores meaning better functioning. Overall the red wine drinkers scored higher than the less frequent drinkers and the teetotalers. One theory pout forward by the team of Italian doctors who carried out the study is that chemical compounds found in red wine may improve sexual functioning by increasing blood flow to key areas of the body.

Right, well that’s good to know, I’m off to order a few bottles of Savanna Samson’s highly praised red wine, grab a copy of The Art Of Sex and plan a Friday night in with a female and lots of blood flow to key areas. Schwing! You can read the full article here.

Natalie Oliveros, better known to the world as porn star Savanna Samson (who I must admit has been through a few boxes of Kleenex with me), has expanded her repertoire to include wine maker amongst her many talents. And guess what? It’s apparently a very nice wine.

Her first wine, an Italian red called Sogno Uno (Dream One), garnered a score of 90 to 91 (out of 100) from one of the toughest wine critics in the world, Robert Parker. Any score between 90 and 95 denotes “an outstanding wine of exceptional complexity and character”.

Savanna Samson shares the same wine maker as the Pope, Italy’s Roberto Cipresso, to produce their private label wine. Savanna went to Tuscany and tasted dozens of Cipresso’s Italian grown varieties before selecting a mix and creating her own blend and a taste all of her own. Savanna now has plans to make a white Sogno Duo (Dream Two) and a third  Sogno Tre (Dream Three).

As I’m in Portugal I have tasted one celebrity’s wine which was Sir Cliff Richards, which I have to say left a funny taste in my mouth, you don’t really expect a great wine from a celebrity. But Savanna has turned this trend on it’s head. For more information click here!

Pantene not only makes your hair silky smooth, it also makes very good adverts in the Far East. “Music is a visible thing. Close your eyes…you will see.” That is quite beautiful, and with Canon In D playing how can you not feel a little bit teary. Check it out…

A vintage advertisement here for the nipple bra, giving you that “sensual cold weather look all the time”. Brilliant, they sure knew how to get straight to the points in the advertisements back in the 70′s.

The price seems a bit steep, I hope that’s $20 with a faded decimal point and not $2000, but what the hell. Although I must admit it would scare the daylights out of me if, when i removed her bra, her nipples seemed to come away with the material. Also imagine the disappointment if you then discover that her nipples are ‘innies’, that hide away like fugitives from your questing tongue.

It doesn’t seem to be the most attractive bra in the world either, looks to me like they’ve fired two bullets into a kevlar based bra shaped material and then left them in to represent your nipples. Nonetheless I’m sure this was a big hit with the ladies when it was released, and with the men also. Senior Spunk also swears that a couple of our make-up artists are also wearing one of these every time we shoot on location.

It’s nice when mum and daughter can just chill on the beach and work on their boob tans!

Far right (cut out of pic) is less loved brunette daughter with the small boobs.

Now I am going to admit off the bat that I have never read any of the books, I did however watch the movie (with a girl who had read the books no less) and I can’t ever remember having to sit through such pathetic dross. It was hysterical. But that is one man’s opinion (mine!), I am not really big on movies about teenage vampire boys with big hair falling in love with lonely schoolgirls anyway.

Ok so it’s a movie which taps into the escapist la-la-land fantasies of teenage girls but what’s with all this “lion falling in love with the lamb” nonsense. I am slightly perturbed by the current trend to get this tattooed on oneself.

Anyway I’m off to have my Harry Potter tattoo, laters.

More crazy Twilight tattoos.

From my memory, some women often have trouble admitting things to men, especially sexual things. They are quite happy to tell all their girlfriends how often us men venture south, how well hung we are, how good we are in bed, what our semen tastes like and all matter of other intimate things, but for some reason when it comes to admitting to men that they masturbate, watch porn or have twisted fantasies about the guy who makes the cocktails in “Le Bombo’s Cocktail Bar,” they are suddenly prude and all ‘oh such a good girl I am!’

Women are as human as men are (actually they are probably more human), although they come from Venus, and we from Mars.

Here is an article I read this morning by Violet Blue who is a porn reviewer for the likes of fleshbot.com which takes a look at the latest scientific research claiming that loads of women watch porn. Shock, horror! Women watch porn! Surely not? What, women? Porn? Watch it? Yeah whatever. Next you’ll be telling me that women masturbate and that cocktail-guy’s phone number is only in my missus phone because she didn’t just take it for her single friend and hasn’t got around to deleting it yet, but for a more sinsiter reason.