Ok so I might have missed the boat a little on this one because it finished last weekend unfortunately. But for two weeks there was a lot to enjoy in terms of athletic, tight, young, firm, incredible bodies, amazingly taut, tight, young, hot bodies, wonderfully young, hard, flexible bodies, and….uh….horse riding, what the fuck is that doing in the Olympics?
So yeah, it was all about the womens gymnastics for me, wow, those girls are just unbelievable, the moves they can do, how they can manipulate their bodies into those positions, it’s jaw-dropping. Personally I don’t think the British TV coverage was up to much, far too much horse riding (horse riding, what the fuck!?), far too much sailing and rowing (yawn) and way too much biking (fucking riding a bike, are you having a laugh, I’ve been doing it since I was 4). No where near enough womens beach vollyball, and to be quite honest not close to enough womens gymnastics. Highlights just aren’t enough I’m afraid.
I mean for fucks sake, I get home from a long day at work only to find that China are playing Brazil in Womens Beach Vollyball, and it’s raining! Oh yes! Turn on the TV and what are they showing? Rowing. Fucking rowing. So we have tight young women playing beach vollyball in the rain, wearing nothing but bikini’s…and what do they show, four guys rowing a boat. No no no no!
Another time I’m waiting patently for the coverage of the final of the Individual Womens Gymnastics, ok, I’ll wait. What do we get? 15 minutes of highlights showing Shawn Johnson and that incredible Chinese girl who won everything, but no one else! Where were the Romanians, the Brazilians! The Russians, the Ukrainians! Come on! Damn it. Next time around I’m getting interactive Sky+.
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