Girls love to dress up don’t they, I suppose it’s just something in their nature. Just like a scarf, a handbag or a small toy-dog, nails have become a decorative accessory over the centuries, and subsequently the fashion for long painted fingernails has spawned over 61,400 websites dedicated to ‘nail art.’
I don’t like these long nails, especially if they are too long, I’ve seen some girls with nails so long they are almost curved over like talons, like weapons of male destruction. Just look at the jilted Connecticut woman who was so angry at catching her lover in bed with another woman she employed her manicured hands like a female Wolverine carving up a turkey, leaving the cheating bastard with scrotum wounds needing 24-stitches.
Personally I don’t know what is wrong with simple, short French Manicured nails, classy, clean, elegant, natural, safe. For men, to have a girl wrap both hands around your shaft while delicately kneading your penis with her lips is all well and good, but to have that done while she has 10 small daggers glued to her fingers feels closer to nervously watching a drunk Edward Scissorhands shave your testicles.
Likewise if I am filming girl/girl and one girl has claws I’m always scared for the other poor girl, who must be dearly praying that her vagina doesn’t get shredded from the inside. If you are sexually active then one would assume that you are going to want to make sex comfortable and enjoyable for your partner, I mean I don’t chew glass before going down on a girl, apart from that time I was living with a Chilean family on Isla Sala y Gomez, but that’s a whole other story.
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