Now i know Raccoons are cute and cuddly but this takes it too far!
A shocking incident took place not so long ago in Russia's Tver region. A 44-year-old man, named only as Alexander K. attempted to have sex with a raccoon. The predator bit a big piece of the man's most cherished organ off.
"We could not believe it when we had a call from a hospital inquiring about a specialist to conduct the autopsy of a raccoon who had choked on a man's penis!" a vet doctor said. "The man has had a hard time, of course, but this story cracks me up every single time I think about it," he added.
Alexander K, a native of Volgograd, could never imagine that his outdoor weekend with his friends would have the most terrible ending possible.
It was a men-only party, with lots of vodka and dirty jokes. In the middle of the party the men had a guest from the natural world - they noticed a beast, which looked like a cat, they later said.
"It was a cute black and white fluffy animal with huge green eyes and a gorgeous tail," the unluckiest of the men said. "We decided to have fun and caught the beast. A friend of mine told me that the raccoon was a kind and caring animal. Since we had no women in the company I thought that the raccoon could take care of me," the man said.
Alexander pulled out his penis and got down on his knees in front of the animal. The vicious raccoon suddenly attacked the man's penis and bit off a large piece of the man's pride.
Alexander lost almost a half of his penis. Blood was gushing out of the lacerated wound. His friends did everything they could to help their wounded brother and called the ambulance.
Surgeons said that they would not be able to do anything to recreate the penis. They only managed to stop the bleeding and sent the man to the Moscow-based institute of urology.
"We were shocked with what we saw. How could anyone ever think of doing anything like that? He was lucky that the beast was healthy. We examined the body of the raccoon and did not find rabies. We told the man that he could have a plastic surgery of the penis to have it recreated. On the other hand, he obviously needs to have his head examined, not the penis," a doctor said.
If the man was trying it on with a women like the one in the picture than i could understand but to try and have sex with a Raccoon that’s just deranged
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