Classic shags bro!
It sounds like a friend hollering out to his buddy after slapping his babe on the rump and climbing off. That’s NOT what this film is all about. “Classic Shags” is a collection of five boy girl video scenes.
Introducing five old cliched scenes with a modern twist
The five scenes all depict classic 90′s porn cliches:
- The plumber
- The pizza delivery guy
- The cable guy
- The computer nerd
- The maid
So what’s the modern twist? They’re all in crisp, clear full HD!
Who does “Classic Shags” star?
Some seriously hot babes. If you haven’t heard of Ria Rodriguez yet, you’re in for a treat! Perfect body, dark skin and the most ass-tastic moves you have ever seen. Apart from Ria Rodriguez, you can feast your eyes on Angel Snow, Mira Sunset, Vanda Lust and Henessy.
Classic Shags N 1 – The Pizza Guy
Matt Bird brings Angel Snow a pizza and she spies an opportunity here. Stranger things have happened! I was once a pizza delivery dude and one time, two girls opened the door in t-shirts, g-strings and nothing else… True story.
Anyway Matt Bird bangs Angel Snow like a gentleman and she loves it.
What! You don’t have enough money? This is awkward…
Classic Shags N 2 – The Maid
Bear with me now… you have a maid that looks like THAT?
Classic scenario, isn’t it? Dude is lying on the couch reading a book. The maid is dusting around him in this incredibly sexy kit and she starts flirting with him. Happens every day, doesn’t it?
Mira has enough of that and just climbs onto him, still dusting. He complains that he is reading a book and Mira retorts with a wonderful “You can read afterwards.” He looks bemused and says, “After what?” Mira shows him what in another of our classic shags.
Yeah, I’m ignoring her. My book is WAY more interesting.
Classic Shags N 3 – Vanda Lust and the Plumber
Honest. I was just lying there naked and it all got backed up!
Do I need to say any more? This picture above sets up another session in our “Classic Shags”.
Classic Shags N 4 – Henessy and the Cable Guy
There’s a “CABLE GUY” just like in the classic film with Jim Carrey from 1996. Sadly I doubt he is screaming “CABLE GUY” as he knocks on Henessy’s door. The minute he sees her I reckon he realizes what THIS is all about. Cue skanky porn music…
Henessy shows off her gorgeous legs encased in pantyhose. Nice!
Classic Shags N 5 – Ria Rodriguez and the computer nerd
Our computer nerd (yes we just picked up a random geek from the computer store*) didn’t know what hit him. There he was, verifying the DMI pool data and when he turns around, Ria Rodriguez is laying on the bed half naked with an inviting twinkle in her eye.
*I’m just kidding
He doesn’t even KNOW I’m getting changed. Awesome!
It’s not long before he’s on board with the whole idea and straddles her until the cows come home. Great idea, I think I’m getting back into computer support…
Come on over, big boy…
All in all, “Classic Shags” looks like a fabulous romp for us here at VT. We certainly enjoyed making it and we hope you will enjoy watching it. Look out for the DVD and Downloads in January 2014!
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