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Size matters: inside Iceland’s crazy cock museum

If you’re up on old school British slang, you’ll know that one definition of ‘cock’ is ‘nonsense’, the example given in the Oxford Dictionary being: ‘that’s all a lot of cock.’ Well, a lot of cock is exactly what the Icelandic Phallological Museum deals exclusively in – and rather than falling in line with the British colloquialism, it’s a place of great, eye-watering wonder.

Originally opened in 1997 by historian Sigurdur Hjartarson with just 34 specimens, the collection has grown exponentially and the museum now houses almost 300 penises of all shapes and sizes. It features every Icelandic land and sea mammal – including a human – as well as several foreign species.

Hjartarson’s first contact with an animal penis happened many years ago. “As a child I was sent into the countryside during summer vacations and was given a pizzle [a bull’s penis] as a whip for [rounding up] the animals,” he explains.

But it was when he later worked as a school headmaster that his phallus fascination began to grow. “Some of the teachers used to work in a nearby whaling station and they started bringing me whale penises, supposedly to tease me. [I gradually began to think] that it might be interesting collecting specimens from more mammalian species.”

Originally the locals weren’t happy with Hjartarson’s cock collection and branded him a taboo breaker. However, since his son Hjörtur became curator in 2011 he’s transformed the museum into one of Reykavik’s top tourist attractions. In a recent interview, Hjörtur admitted, “It all started as a joke… he always said somebody had to do it. [And now it’s somewhere] you can get educated and at the same time have some fun.”

While the most miniscule organ on display is a mouse’s, and the most exotic a giraffe’s, the crowning glory of the exhibition is preserved in formaldehyde at the museum’s entrance, a sperm whale phallus – which measures a massive 5ft 6inches and weighs 165lbs.

In addition to the preserved and pickled penises, there’s a section of the museum dedicated to several hundred genital-themed, artistic oddities. These range from a carved wood table lamp to a raunchy silver sculpture featuring 14 erect cocks called ‘The Icelandic National Handball Team’ – in recognition of their silver medal victory at the Beijing Olympics in 2008.

Of course no museum would be complete if it didn’t have a store, and theirs is bulging with regular merchandise such as t-shirts, caps, and shot glasses, as well as designer condoms, and at the more humorous end of the range, cock ’n’ ball shaped salt and pepper shakers and hand-knitted willy warmers – choose from an elephant or a snake.

If you ever find yourself in Reykavik with time on your hands, get on down to The Icelandic Phallological Museum situated at Laugavegur 116, 105 Reykavik. Although the museum houses members only, it’s open to the general public every day from 10am – 6pm.

 

About the author:

UK-based artist Billy Chainsaw specializes in mixed-media pop art and has exhibited in numerous galleries in such far-flung locations as London and Los Angeles. Learn more about his work at www.koolkrakenincorporated.com

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Viv Thomas nominated for multiple XBIZ awards – including Adult Site of the Year!

Viv Thomas has gone from strength to strength over the past year, so we’re thrilled to be on the finalist nominees list for several major XBIZ awards!

Viv Thomas is nominated for the Foreign Studio of the Year award, and also Foreign Non-Feature Release of the Year for director Alis Locanta’s “6,000RPM.” What’s more, we are nominated in the most prestigious category of all: Adult Site of the Year – Erotic.

We pride ourselves on presenting beautiful lesbian erotica starring Europe’s top models, and bringing passion and sexual chemistry to the screen in each sizzling encounter. We love what we do and we hope you do too, so being nominated for these accolades means the world to us. XBIZ is the premier authority on adult industry news, so what they don’t know about the entertainment world isn’t worth knowing!

The 2017 XBIZ Awards show will take place in Las Vegas on January 12, 2017. Wish us luck!

 

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Room service and breast worship

Erotic fiction inspired by Anoli A and Nika N in “Disrobe

The maid was just about to knock on the door to room 69 when she noticed it was slightly ajar. Following hotel etiquette, she knocked regardless and called, “Room service.”

“Come on in,” replied a female voice.

When she entered, the maid was greeted by the sight of a beautiful blonde dressed in an extremely short, see-through baby doll and panties – through which it was evident that she had been blessed with an exceptionally fine, ample pair of breasts.

“Just set it down on the table please, sweetie,” said the blonde, her tone flirtatious.

The maid put the wine where instructed. When she turned around, to her surprise the blonde was leaning against the wall by the door with her arms folded beneath her breasts, which made them look even bigger.

“Can I ask you a personal question?” she said.

The maid hesitated for a moment, and then replied, “Sure.”

“Well it’s three questions actually,” said the blonde. “Do you find me attractive, what time do you finish work, and would you like to join me for a drink?”

Somewhat taken aback by the woman’s forwardness, the maid stood there silent.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to embarrass you,” the blonde laughed. “It’s just that I’m going through a dry spell and I find girls with big breasts really attractive.”

“Me too...” replied the maid with a naughty smile. Now she felt like she’d been given permission to look, she let her eyes linger over the blonde’s impressive curves. She knew exactly what the woman wanted, and she wanted it too.

She had to finish her shift, but she returned an hour later, a little nervous but very excited. The blonde let her in with a delighted smile, as if she’d been unsure whether she would actually show up. “I’m Anna by the way,” she said.

“Celine,” replied the maid, who was now dressed in a skirt much shorter than the one worn as part of her uniform.

Anna was still wearing the sexy babydoll and panties, and Celine studied her with a look of frank appreciation before stepping closer. They kissed, letting their tongues explore each other’s mouths, breasts pressed together so they could feel one another’s nipples hardening.

“Please undress for me,” Anna said, moving back a little to watch, one hand moving between her thighs.

Celine smiled, and removed her jacket and blouse. She wasn’t used to playing the tease, but something about the way her gorgeous observer looked at her made her feel sexy and desirable. She slipped her bra straps off her shoulders, undid the clasp and let it fall to the carpet. Anna’s face lit up when she saw Celine’s breasts. They weren’t quite as big as hers, but they were a beautiful teardrop shape with pale pink nipples.

Her reaction made Celine turn on the tease even more, sensing that it would drive Anna even crazier with lust. She turned and faced away, bent down and flipped up the back of her short skirt, flashing her plump-lipped pussy. Anna stared when she saw Celine wasn’t wearing panties.

When she stood upright again, Celine kept her back to Anna and slowly lowered her skirt down over her perfect, firm ass. She crossed her arms under her breasts, covered the nipples with her hands and turned to face Anna, who was rubbing her wet pussy through her panties as she watched. Taking her time, Celine moved her hands away from her breasts, then lifted her arms so Anna could see how they bounced and jiggled. They were the most perfect tits Anna had ever seen, and she ached to suck Celine’s nipples and explore them with her tongue.

“Do you want to touch me?” asked Celine.

“You know I do, you little tease,” replied Anna.

Celine moved to the bed and lay down, spreading her legs and rubbing her pussy with the palm of her hand as she looked into Anna’s eyes. Anna took off the babydoll so Celine could see how heavily her big breasts hung on her petite frame. She had a body to die for, and she knew it. Celine rubbed herself harder as Anna peeled off her flimsy panties, which were clinging stickily to her drenched pussy. Naked, the two women gazed at each other. Celine was covered in a film of perspiration.

“You look hot,” said Anna. “In every sense of the word… let me cool you down.”

She went over to the minibar and took out a small bucket of ice. Holding a piece between her forefinger and thumb, she trailed it over Celine’s breasts, circling each of her erect nipples. Celine gasped and shuddered with pleasure. The ice gradually melted against Celine’s hot skin, droplets trickling down her body.

Anna took another piece of ice from the bucket and stroked it down over Celine’s stomach, then lower. She moved Celine’s hand away from her pussy and slid the ice between her pussy lips, making her buck her hips against the intense sensation. Celine gasped as the cold burned against her hot, engorged clit. Anna slid the ice right inside her pussy hole, where it melted almost instantaneously. Anna dove between her legs and lapped up the ice water as it trickled out, every upward stroke of her tongue making contact with Celine’s clit.

Celine rocked her hips up, grinding against Anna’s face, and her moans grew loader as Anna’s tongue pushed into her pussy. Anna drove Celine closer and closer to orgasm, then wriggled up so she could stroke her breast against Celine’s crotch. She worked Celine’s clit with her rock hard nipple, the stiff nub rubbing insistently until Celine began to tremble uncontrollably and came with a long, low moan of bliss.

Anna moved up so she could embrace Celine’s quivering body and kiss her hard on the lips. Celine responded avidly, tasting herself on Anna’s lips. Anna slid her thigh between Celine’s, rolling her onto her side so their legs were interlocked and they could grind their pussies together. As they tribbed energetically, they squeezed and groped each other’s breasts, pinching and tugging their nipples and kissing passionately. Soon Celine’s sensitized pussy was spasming as she came again, and the sensation of her wetness gushing out made Anna climax with her.

Lying with their bodies entwined as they caught their breath, Anna looked into Celine’s pretty eyes and said, “I have the room booked until Monday, so I hope we get to do this again.”

“Well I have the weekend off,” replied Celine. “So may I be so bold as to suggest I simply stay?”

Anna kissed her delightedly and said, “This calls for a celebration! I’ll order some champagne from room service – I’d like to lick it off those beautiful breasts. You’d better hide in the bathroom when it arrives though, we don’t want your coworkers to find out what you’re up to!”

 

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Female sexual pleasure and a new sexual revolution…

Getting a woman off is not always straightforward – and that’s as true for another woman as it is for a man. Our anatomy is pretty complicated, and what works for me won’t necessarily work for the next girl you bed. Getting the basics right is a good first step though; and the French education system is giving the next generation a head start (excuse the pun) by teaching about female sexual pleasure as well as biological function.

Throughout evolution, there is only one human organ that exists for the sole purpose of providing pleasure – the clitoris. Too bad it’s also a source of confusion, its precise location and physiology shrouded in more mystery than any other part of the human body.

French sociomedical researcher Odile Fillod has taken a big step toward unraveling this mystery by creating a 3D printed, full-size anatomical model of a clitoris that has been introduced into French schools. The sculpture will help teach something that has been missing from educational sex chat until now, the fact that while the penis and vagina fit together perfectly during sex, they are not equivalent in terms of stimulation – for females that’s primarily down to the clitoris.

“It's important that women have a mental image of what is actually happening in their body when they're stimulated,” Fillod says. “In understanding the key role of the clitoris, a woman can stop feeling shame, or [that she’s] abnormal if penile-vaginal intercourse doesn't do the trick for her – given the anatomical data, that is the case for most women... the equivalent of a penis in a woman is not a vagina, it’s her clitoris. Women get erections when they’re excited, only you can’t see them because most of the clitoris is internal. I wanted to show that men and women are not fundamentally different.” 

What the 3D model irrefutably proves is that the general preconception about the clitoris being no bigger than the size of a pea – a tiny nub that sleeps behind a fleshy hood until aroused – is clearly wrong. In reality, at approximately eight inches in length, the clitoris is bigger than the average penis and it actually encircles the vagina – more boomerang than button.

So what about the coveted G-spot orgasm? Well, research suggests that mechanical stimulation of the G-spot may in fact be stimulating the internal portion of the clitoris. In a nutshell, the clitoris is like an internal penis, and should be given the same physical stimulation that men want women to heap on their cocks. Fillod’s revelatory model looks set to transform our understanding of the female body and sexual pleasure; maybe it will even ensure that fun-time becomes come-time, every time.

 

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Dress up game: Eva watches busty Viola’s sexy show

Erotic fiction inspired by Viola Bailey and Eva Berger in “Precious Moments

Eva was lounging on the bed, watching Viola try on the outfits she had bought earlier that afternoon. She felt like she’d been waiting for this for hours, and the anticipation had driven her crazy. Viola had wanted the new outfits to be a surprise, and hadn’t let Eva see even a glimpse of what she’d bought.

Eva couldn't keep her eyes off Viola. She loved the naughty little games she played to get them both in the mood. Now she was taking her time, dressing up in the sexy outfits and letting Eva see them, then taking them off again, nice and slow. It was like a sexy fashion show.

Viola tried on a tight black dress, turned around in a slow circle, and caught Eva's eye in the mirror.

“Do you like what you see?" she asked teasingly.

“You look stunning,” Eva replied. “I am definitely enjoying the view.”

Viola blushed, seeing Eva's horny expression: eyebrow raised, licking her lips. She could tell Eva was getting aroused watching her. She grabbed one more thing to try on, just to see Eva's face light up even brighter. She slipped on a sheer black teddy over her lingerie. It made every curve of her delicious body stand out. Eva was so turned on watching Viola adjust the top to accentuate her full breasts. The back barely covered her shapely rear. At this point, the only thing on Eva's mind was to rip it off her and see her gloriously naked.

Eva walked boldly behind Viola, smoothed her hair to the side, and lovingly kissed the nape of her neck. Viola pulled Eva's hands around her, guiding them to cup her voluptuous breasts and squeeze them. She was so responsive to Eva’s touch, her nipples immediately getting hard and a shiver of pleasure sweeping through her.

Eva turned Viola around and pulled her close, her hands sliding down to grip her rear tightly. Slowly and deliberately, Eva slid the straps of Viola's teddy off her shoulders, and peeled it down, all the way to the floor. She kissed the tops of Viola’s thighs on her way back up, then licked one long wet stripe up her stomach and chest, ending in a kiss to her lips.

Viola unbuttoned Eva's blouse and softly kissed her chest while her arms were still raised, slipping it off her. She gave Eva's breasts a few playful bites and sucks, and kissed down her stomach. She knelt to ease down Eva's panties.

"We have opera tickets tonight," Viola said. "I want you nice and clean before the show." She led her lover through their dressing room to the en suite bathroom.

Eva smiled and stepped into the tub Viola had prepared for her. It was filled halfway with warm water. A heavenly scent of roses enveloped her as she sat down. Viola stood behind her and smoothed her hands over her breasts. It felt incredible! Eva leaned back and pulled Viola's face to hers, giving each other an upside down view. Viola ran her tongue around Eva's lips and pressed it into her mouth, kissed her passionately. Eva was so wet, her juices seeping out and mingling with the bath water.

Viola took off her bra and panties and bent further over the tub, her hands and knees planted firmly on the edges so she hovered over Eva, who held her up from underneath. Eva licked her way down Viola’s stomach, and pressed her lips softly against Viola's pussy. She raised her body out of the water, so Viola could taste her, too. They both took their time, softly sliding their tongues up and down each other's slot in a sexy 69 position, letting the pressure build gradually.

Viola was the first to buckle. Eva licked her clit with slow, warm strokes until her thighs began to shake. Viola had to lift her face up to let out a series of moans that ascended in pitch and volume as she reached her climax. Her juices tricked down Eva's chin as she came on her mouth.

Viola lifted herself off and slid into the water with Eva. They kissed and held each other tight. When Viola had stopped trembling with the aftershocks of her orgasm, she had Eva sit up on the edge of the tub, one leg in the water and the other hooked over Viola's shoulder. Viola eased her fingers inside Eva's slippery hole while pressing her mouth firmly over her delicate flesh. She whirled her tongue slowly around Eva’s clit until she lost control. Viola had to hold her thigh steady to help her keep her balance as she shook violently. Eva moaned and thrust her pelvis over Viola's face until she came hard, her body glistening with water and perspiration. Viola helped Eva back down into the water and kissed her avidly, holding her close until she came down from her orgasmic high.

After taking a real bath, they finally made it to the Opera House with moments to spare. They had box seats, and a daring idea came into Viola's mind as the lights dimmed and the curtain rose. She eased her hand up Eva's dress and stroked her finger slowly up and down her clit. Eva could barely concentrate on the show as she sat silently, trying not to moan or shake. It was the beginning of another naughty game.

 

If you enjoy erotic fiction and would like to contribute some of your own, you can email it to fanfiction@metart.com. We don't promise to post it in full, but we will pick out the juiciest bits to share! To see more stories and true confessions, check out our free fiction site, MyErotica.com.

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Vote no on Prop 60!

Adult industry players and civil rights activists across the world are uniting to oppose Proposition 60, a new proposal that would make the use of condoms mandatory in all adult films shot in California.

Proposition 60 goes to the vote on November 8, 2016. And while its sponsors claim the bill is intended as a protective measure, its many critics believe it could have serious repercussions for the safety and freedom of adult performers.

Citizens as ‘condom cops’

One of the most unusual and disturbing aspects of Prop 60 is that it allows any Californian resident to file a for-profit lawsuit if a condom is not visible in a single frame of a video – and without having to provide evidence that they suffered any harm in doing so.

Not only does this open the door to frivolous lawsuits; but it allows private citizens access to the personal information of adult performers simply by opening up a lawsuit, whether it is legitimate or not, making them easy prey for stalkers.

And Prop 60 makes anyone with a financial interest in an adult movie, such as a producer or distributor, liable for prosecution. Industry insiders fear this irregular and highly alarming provision could even extend liability to hotels and cable companies, giving it far-reaching consequences.

The adult industry already safeguards its own health

Those behind the Proposition say it’s a protective measure, and argue that it would send out a safer-sex message to viewers. There is already a law in place in California that requires condom use in adult movies, but lead sponsor of Proposition 60, Michael Weinstein, president of the AIDS Healthcare Foundation, says the state isn’t doing enough to enforce it.

This heavy-handed approach fails to acknowledge that industry performers undergo testing for HIV and STD infection every two weeks as standard. In fact there has not been an HIV transmission case linked to the industry in 12 years. 

Adult performers say that in some cases condoms can actually increase risk by causing friction and tearing, and they want the freedom to make their own choices. Proposition 60 is a violation of their civil rights.

Driving the industry underground

Earlier legislation – the notorious Measure B – drove a lot of the adult industry out of LA, resulting in economic losses to the state. It also forced elements of the adult film industry underground, increasing the vulnerability of performers by exposing them to more dangerous work.

A YES vote for Proposition 60 has the potential to intensify this situation.

Strong opposition from all sides

Prop 60 is being opposed not just by Californian adult performers and producers, but also by major newspapers and political organizations in the state, and public interest groups such as the Free Speech Coalition.

The Los Angeles County Commission on HIV, Equality California and AIDS Project Los Angeles are all opposing Prop 60, putting the lie to the implication that it is primarily intended to protect health. Members of both the state Democratic and Republican parties are also on record as opposing Proposition 60. 

The MetArt Network has joined the protest against Prop 60 to safeguard the privacy and freedom of choice of all those involved in creating and enjoying adult entertainment. We hope you’ll join us in voting NO to Proposition 60.

 

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Pussy play in the hayloft

Erotic fiction inspired by Timea Bella and Rosaline Rose in “Selkes Stories

Dana and her best girlfriend Cindy had escaped the daily grind and gone for a long weekend at an isolated farm. It was late afternoon and Dana hadn’t seen Cindy for almost an hour, so she went outside to find her. As she was walking past the barn she heard a low groaning noise. Dana felt a rush of excitement and crept inside. She climbed the ladder to the hayloft and looked over a stack of bales. There was Cindy with her dress pulled up around her waist and her panties down around her ankles, rubbing her pussy.

Dana smiled and said, “Hey lover.”

“What the…” spluttered Cindy with a start. But when she saw it was Dana she began to giggle, caught red-handed.

“Mind if I join you?” asked Dana.

“Stupid question,” replied Cindy, patting the blanket she was lying on in invitation.

Dana took off her panties and crouched in front of Cindy, unhooking hers from her ankles. Cindy spread her legs and pointed at her pussy. Dana laughed and said, “Like I need instructions.”

Gripping Cindy’s thighs to spread them wider, Dana lowered her head and nuzzled her face against Cindy’s honey hole. As soon as the tip of her tongue flicked Cindy’s clit, Cindy groaned, grasped Dana’s head and held her hard against her pussy. Dana moaned her approval, the musky odor of Cindy’s sex making her light-headed with lust.

“Oh, that feels so good! Please eat me, baby,” Cindy gasped.

Dana flicked her tongue rapidly up and down Cindy’s juice-slicked slit before dipping it deep into her sticky depths. Cindy tasted so sweet, and she lost herself in the flavor and feel of her lover writhing beneath her. She snapped out of her reverie when Cindy’s thighs began to tremble around her ears. Cindy shrieked and her hips bucked as she came hard, grinding on Dana’s mouth.

Dana waited for Cindy to stop quaking before she raised her head. Cindy laughed when she saw her, and said, “Your mouth looks like a glazed donut.”

Dana ran her tongue over her lips. “Hmm… I kind of taste like one too,” she mused.

Cindy held Dana’s head in her hands and kissed her. “Yeah, you’re right, I do taste really sweet,” she laughed. She kept kissing her lover as she unbuttoned her shirt, smiling against her mouth as she discovered she wasn’t wearing a bra. She stroked and tweaked Dana’s nipples, then bent her head to suck on them, making Dana moan softly. Cindy finished undressing her before removing her own dress, which was now creased and covered in hay.

“Tell me what you need, baby,” she purred, expecting Dana to ask to get eaten.

“You look so pretty when you come… I want to see it again!” Dana said, rolling Cindy onto her front and pulling her up onto all fours. It turned Cindy on like crazy to know her girlfriend was getting off on pleasing her like that. She felt a fresh gush of juice between her legs as Dana ran a hand over her peachy ass, then spanked her gently and said, “How many fingers do you want, baby doll… one?”

“More!” Cindy replied.

“Two?” asked Dana.

“More!” said Cindy, her voice shaking.

“Oh my,” said Dana, grinning. “Someone’s got the devil in them today, haven’t they?” Cindy nodded vigorously and thrust her hips back at Dana. But Dana didn’t deliver straight away. Instead she started to caress Cindy’s cute little rump and teasingly ran the tip of her tongue around her tightly puckered asshole. Cindy moaned and humped back against Dana’s tongue. She groaned with frustration when Dana pulled away, teasing her even more, but her groan was cut short when Dana swiftly and effortlessly thrust three fingers straight up inside her pussy – and stopped with them deep inside her.

“Is that enough fingers for you?” asked Dana. So overwhelmed she couldn’t speak, all Cindy could do was nod her head and wriggle her lower body on Dana’s probing fingers. Dana slowly rotated her fingers inside Cindy’s sodden pussy; Cindy gripped through the blanket and into the hay beneath, and rocked her hips as she drowned in wave after wave of pleasure.

Suddenly, Dana switched it up, sliding her fingers out from between Cindy’s lust-swollen pussy lips until they were only one knuckle deep inside. Again, Cindy groaned with frustration; Dana responded by slamming them back in deep. This time, she didn’t hold them still, but thrust them back and forth, hard and fast. Cindy’s hands gripped the blanket tighter as Dana drove her closer and closer to orgasm. She knew Dana had her on all fours because it was the best position for deep penetration, and it was certainly working its magic, because she could feel another orgasm rising within her.

Cindy hit boiling point and her entire body started shaking. But Dana didn’t let up. She frigged Cindy even more forcefully, until she felt her lose it completely. Dana pulled her fingers free, just as Cindy let out a yell and a jet of warm juice squirted from her gaping slot. It missed Dana’s face but spattered over her heaving breasts.

Cindy’s body went limp and she rolled over onto her side. Dana lay down beside her, wrapped her arms and legs around her and murmured, “When you’ve fully recovered, you know it’s my turn, don’t you?”

Cindy nodded, still a bit too overwhelmed to speak.

 

If you enjoy erotic fiction and would like to contribute some of your own, you can email it to fanfiction@metart.com. We don't promise to post it in full, but we will pick out the juiciest bits to share! To see more stories and true confessions, check out our free fiction site, MyErotica.com.

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Shrima Malati makes her Viv Thomas debut!

Adorable Shrima Malati finally makes her long-awaited Viv Thomas movie debut today. The petite Russian pixie stars in episode three of Sandra Shine’s “Precious Moments,” sharing an intimate al fresco bath with bubbly blonde Nesty that is sure to delight her many fans.

Shrima is already a popular model on our sister sites SexArt and The Life Erotic (where she’s known as Sima B). She’s not at all the typical ‘glamor model’ type. She is quiet, but not shy; self-contained, but not aloof; sexually confident, but not flirty. She’s a true individual, with an edgy taste in music and fashion, and she projects a sense of knowing exactly who she is. In a word, she’s cool. I got to know her when she was on location for SexArt a while back, and I found her fascinating. She’s naturally cute and effortlessly hot, and projects a love of sex that is utterly authentic. Here’s a little more about her, in her own words…

Shrima, please tell us about yourself.

SM: I’m 28 and I’m from Russia, St Petersburg. I moved there to study, and I stayed there. When I have free time I like to go for walks, go to the forest sometimes. I meet my friends, that kind of thing.

You seem like a quiet girl off camera, but then when you are shooting a scene you are very different…

SM: Yes, exactly!

Is this because you get to express a different side of your personality?

SM: Maybe. I love sex! Maybe this is the reason.

Do you like sex equally with girls and guys?

SM: Yes, both. I am bisexual.

Did you have experiences with girls before making movies?

SM: Not much. Maybe once or twice, maximum. When I’m shooting it’s different… it’s better!

And you also like shooting scenes with guys?

SM: Yes! I like DP, actually! I like all positions, but I like missionary best. In DP, I like one guy in front and one guy behind me, holding me up… it’s very quick pleasure, a very cool experience.

What type of guy do you like?

SM: It depends on their personality. It’s not a question of their body, it’s something inside.

Where do you like to meet guys?

SM: I don’t go to clubs, I only meet guys on shoots. I’ve only been in one serious relationship before, and now I am free! I am a romantic person. I don’t like clubs and noisy places, in my private life I am very boring!

Did you ever have sex in a public place?

SM: Yes, on a shoot, between some houses. I also did a naked photoshoot once.

Was it fun?

SM: No! If I think about doing a scene with two thousand, three thousand people watching, that’s okay for me, that’s very, very cool. But on the street, I feel like I could disturb somebody, I will get in trouble!

 

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Emergency button: my naughty night nurse

Erotic fiction inspired by Noe Milk and Alexa Tomas in “Private Practice 2016”

I was admitted to the hospital for a few days; it turned out nothing was wrong, but they kept doing more tests, so I had to stay there. I was pretty upset I couldn't go home – until I met my night nurse. She was breathtaking! Her face wouldn’t have looked out of place on the cover of a magazine. Those gorgeous hazel eyes and moist full lips would make anyone weak at the knees. She was petite, with beautiful dark skin, and shiny hair that led the way down to a very shapely rear. Those scrubs really accentuated her curves. She was just my type of sexy. As soon as she came in, my heart raced to the point where the unit monitoring my vitals started beeping like crazy! 

"What’s wrong with the machine?" I gasped. "Is it broken?" I was embarrassed at being so easily excited, but it just made her smile. She didn't want to startle the other nurses, so she took the electrodes off my chest and took my temperature and blood pressure manually. I breathed deeply and tried to calm down, forcing myself to think about anything other than her soft hands pressing my skin, which was now overheated and tingling at the slightest touch. 

"You're going to be just fine," she giggled. "I will keep a close eye on you this evening. If you need anything, just push the call button and I will be right in."

She left the room and I lay there awhile, thinking about her. I wondered how her lips would taste. I was so turned on. I reached underneath my hospital gown and felt my leaking slit already moistening my fingertips. 

"I can't do this here," I thought to myself. 

The window to the hallway was open, leaving me in clear view of anyone passing. I needed some privacy. I snuck out of bed and went into the bathroom, thinking that if I had the shower running nobody would hear me. I took off my gown and stepped into the cubicle, sitting on the retractable seat. The showerhead was detachable, so I spread my legs, resting one foot up on the metal bar, and aimed the powerful jet of water right at my pussy.

The warm stream hit just right. My clit was already swollen and aching for release. I stroked my fingers over it while spraying the water at my crotch, trying to make myself come as rapidly as I could. I stuck my fingers inside my hot hole, pumping them in and out, fast and hard. I was almost there. But just when I was about to come, my foot slipped off the bar and accidentally pushed the call button on the wall. I panicked!

My night nurse was at the bathroom door within seconds. "What happened?" she asked, concerned. "Are you alright?" 

"Yes, I’m fine," I replied. "My foot just slipped."

"Your foot?" she giggled. 

"My hand, I mean," I backtracked. I'm sure she knew I was lying. I felt so embarrassed at the situation I’d been caught in that I just sat there, unable to move, water streaming off me.

"You didn't push the button on purpose, did you?" my nurse asked sternly.

"No, I didn't. I just needed… to be alone… and pushed it by accident."

I looked up at her, blushing. I thought she might scold me, or laugh at me. Instead, she came into the shower with me. Her uniform was instantly soaked. My heart raced as her lips met mine. They were so soft and luscious. I began moaning softly as we kissed. She knelt down in front of me and hoisted my leg over her shoulder. 

"There," she smiled. "I'm sure your foot won't slip now." 

She raised my other leg to the metal bar on the other side, fully exposing my pussy. I watched her eagerly as she kissed down my chest. Her lips felt amazing, sucking gently on my nipples. She leaned up to kiss my lips again, then moved down to nibble my inner thighs. She ran her tongue across my pussy and slowly up and down my slit. I was already trembling. I let out a loud moan, and she covered my mouth with her hand to keep me quiet. She quickened her pace, whirling her tongue around my clit. I thrust my hips up and down against her face, welcoming the tremors of my approaching climax. I had to bite down on her fingers to keep from screaming as I exploded from the inside out. 

I raised her beautiful face to mine and kissed her with all the passion I had inside me. I gripped her ass as she pressed her body close, still fully clothed and soaked. 

"You're going to get me in so much trouble," she whispered, kissing me again.

I stood her up and stripped off her lab coat and scrubs, hung them on the hook by the shower, and pulled her close again. Her skin was unbelievably soft and smooth. I pressed her up against the wall and rubbed my thigh on her pussy. It was so warm and wet. She wrapped her arms around my neck as I gripped her hips, encouraging her to grind on my leg. Her soft breasts felt so good against mine. I licked and sucked at her neck as she held me tighter. She started whimpering and gasping in my ear, her voice soft and muffled. I knew she was close. Her whole body was trembling.

I knelt down and encircled her tight little pussy with my mouth. I closed my lips around her clit and pressed the flat of my tongue right underneath. I could feel her flesh throb between my lips. I circled my tongue faster and faster until she came all over my face, with a low moan of pleasure.

I stood and kissed her hungrily, pushing my fingers into her throbbing cunt. She clenched her eyes tight as I fucked her fast and hard, my fingers hammering at her G-spot. Her walls squeezed my fingers tighter, her pussy getting even wetter. I didn't stop until she came a second time. Her whole body was shaking, her hips bucking against me. When she finally caught her breath she pushed me back slightly, saying she couldn’t handle any more.

I slid my fingers out of her slowly, looking deep in her eyes. She gave me the most beautiful smile, then pulled me close and kissed me again. I lost myself in the scent and taste of her.

I didn’t ever want to stop, but I also didn’t want to get her in trouble. We finally got dressed; me in my hospital gown, and her in a dry pair of scrubs – I had to sneak into the locker room to get them for her!

I hated the idea we wouldn’t get another chance to do this, but as it turned out, she was to be my night nurse for the remainder of my stay. When I found out, I wasn’t in such a hurry to get home…

 

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Feels good to be bad

Erotic fiction inspired by Lola A and Taylor Sands in “My Sweet Diary

“Have you been a good girl today, Anna?”

Anna looked at her lover, a little puzzled. “I guess so.”

“That’s a pity,” said Sarah. “I was hoping you’d say you’d been bad.”

Anna caught on quickly. “Let’s say I have been bad… what then?”

Sarah caressed Anna’s face with the backs of her fingers. “In that case, I’m going to have to give you a spanking. Go into the bedroom, undress to your panties and wait for me.”

They had never played games like this before, but the gleam in Sarah’s eyes had Anna intrigued and excited. She wondered how it would feel. Would it hurt? Would she like it? She felt a surge of nervous energy when Sarah came into the room and sat on the end of the bed.

“Come here and lie across my lap,” Sarah said. She was stern, but Anna could tell she was suppressing a smile, and felt reassured. When she was across Sarah’s knees, her lover caressed her ass, stroking and squeezing.  

“Have you really been a bad girl?” Sarah asked, running her hand over Anna’s silky panties.

“Oh I have,” Anna answered, her voice shaking with anticipation.

Sarah slid a hand between Anna’s thighs, and as she trailed a finger up and down the line of Anna’s slit, she discovered Anna’s panties were already wet. Abruptly, she smacked Anna on her left ass cheek, saying, “You need this don’t you, bad girl?”

“I do, I do…” spluttered Anna. “I’ve been a bad girl and I need to be punished.”

Sarah started spanking her firmly with the palm of her right hand. It stung, but Anna discovered she didn’t mind. In fact it was getting her unexpectedly excited. “Harder, please… I’ve been a really bad girl,” she gasped.

“How dare you!” responded Sarah, with a wicked grin that went unnoticed by Anna. “I’m in charge here. Lift up your hips!” 

Anna did as she was told, and Sarah pulled her panties down her thighs. She had made it clear who called the shots, but now she did as Anna had requested, and started spanking her harder. The slaps hurt more now they were landing on Anna’s bare ass flesh, and a hot, stinging sensation spread through her cheeks and into her pussy.

Sarah abandoned the steady rhythm she had been using until now and starting varying her strokes – sometimes quick and hard, sometimes slower, her fingers lingering on Anna’s glowing skin. She surveyed the pattern of red prints with satisfaction. She could tell the unpredictability, the ebb and flow of pain and pleasure, was starting to make Anna lose control.

When Anna was squirming and moaning on her lap, Sarah slid her hand between her lover’s thighs again. She found Anna's pussy was swollen with arousal, the lips slick with juice. Rubbing with her palm, she ran a fingertip up and down her slit, teasing at her clit until Anna shivered with pleasure.

“Have you learned your lesson, you bad girl?” Sarah asked. “Or do you need to be spanked some more?”

“More… I need you to spank me more…” Anna gasped, surprising herself. She had barely got her words out when she felt a loud slap on her right cheek, which made her shudder.

“Now stand up!” ordered Sarah. “And take off your panties!”

Being dominated by her usually gentle lover was as much of a turn on as the physical sensation of the spanking itself. As Anna kicked off her panties, Sarah took something from a drawer, then arranged a couple of pillows on the bed and told Anna to lie across them. Anna wanted to ask what was going to happen next, but a stern look from Sarah kept her quiet.

She held her breath, wondering what Sarah had taken from the drawer… then bucked her hips as a sudden slap landed across her right ass cheek. It was much harder than previously, and she realized Sarah had used a wooden paddle on her. It hurt, but in the best way. She felt a fresh flood of wetness between her thighs.

As the paddle mark on Anna’s ass flushed pink, Sarah spread her legs, pushed the pillows further underneath her and pulled her ass up so that her pussy was more exposed. Anna thought Sarah was preparing her ass for further punishment, and braced herself against the stinging pain; but she was wrong. Instead, Sarah slid two fingers knuckle deep inside Anna’s pussy. Anna sighed and pushed herself back onto them, absurdly grateful for the pressure against her sensation-hungry inner walls. Little did she know it was Sarah’s way of distracting her into thinking the spanking was over and getting her to relax and let her body loosen up.

The ruse worked a treat, and after fingering Anna’s dripping pussy until she was close to orgasm, Sarah gave her left ass cheek an almighty thwack with the paddle. Anna let out a scream, but Sarah ignored it and spanked her again, working her fingers harder, faster and deeper into Anna’s pussy – which clenched with every thrust.

Anna started squirming uncontrollably, rocking hard against Sarah’s thrusting fingers, the waves of pleasure obliterating the pain she’d felt moments earlier – and she came, experiencing the longest and most intense orgasm of her life.

Anna rolled onto her back on the bed, breathless and twitching in the aftermath of her climax. Sarah wrapped her arms around her lover, burying her face in her cleavage.

“I learned something this evening,” Anna sighed contentedly. “I need to be bad more often.”

 

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