Kudos to Sloane Steel, writer extraordinaire over at our sister site MetArt, for this endearingly silly tribute to the dozens - possibly hundreds? - of names we have for boobies. She’s cute too, huh? I could happily watch her talk about breasts all day.
Sloane’s video does have a serious side though. October is Breast Cancer Awareness month, and she has persuaded the fine folks at MetArt (breast lovers one and all) to donate 100% of proceeds from all new subscriptions for the entire month to the campaign to find a cure. Sloane’s “Touch Yourself, It Could Save Your Life” campaign is all about encouraging women to give themselves that all-important self-exam, to increase the rate of early detection. If you want to join in the fun, you can make a video where you name all the words for boobies you can think of, upload it, and submit it to the Twitter account @MetArt. I can’t wait to hear the words you come up with (my personal favourite is kajooblies).
So go on, ladies, touch your breasts now - it could literally save your life. Whether you touch yourself anywhere else at the same time is entirely up to you.